ONE. The one you keep in your gym bag for after workout.
TWO. Band merch. Really depends how many bands you like. I just like the one. Think we’ve established that.
THREE. The one for that one time you were underweight and needed children’s sizes, and was really cheap to boot (i.e. bought on sale).
FOUR. The one for when you thought bright colors were great idea. Yeah, that one time.
FIVE. One that is long and under which you can fit another long sleeve. For when it’s cold out and you want to go out walking. You might want it it two sizes/colors. Because. You walk a lot?
SIX. That one you just love. Actually you need three of it. Different sizes/colors. And it was on sale.
SEVEN. Long one for Saturday mornings. In the winter.
EIGHT. That one you wear when visiting your parents. Because that’s where it’s at. It’s bright orange. Which might also be a reason it’s still there…
NINE. Camouflage print. From the men’s section. Just waiting to embarrass some guy because he’s wearing the same hoodie as an old lady. So basically, one for laughs.
TEN. A grey one from Monki. Because grey goes great with your red hair. Bonus points for long enough to cover upper thighs, but sleeves that are just the right length, and a pocket for your
ELEVEN. Short, wide, with lizards. Did I mention need?
TWELVE. Pink one. Because. Goes great with your red hair. Let’s not talk about the stupid text H&M thought it was a great idea to print on the sleeves.
THIRTEEN. Wolf. That you don’t wear much because it ruins all of the black vests you wear under it.
FOURTEEN. One from Primark that you just could not buy because of nostalgia.
FIFTEEN. Distressed one. Because it makes you feel like Oliver Sykes. Never mind that it’s from Top Shop and not Drop Dead.
SIXTEEN. Animal print.
SEVENTEEN. Best purple color ever.
EIGHTEEN. A warm one. For the coldest of winter.
NINETEEN. Long one with ears. Because you’re about 5 years old.
TWENTY. One with a cat on.
Let’s say that’s all of them. Let’s say I only wear hoodies + sweatshirts. Ever.