Anything nail polish. OMFG. I’m more interested in cars. At least I have one.
Outfit tips. Outfits to finish this summer in style?? Outfits you should already own?? Pretty winter outfits??? Cute summer outfits?? Wedding!!???! WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?!
Children. Please kill me now.
Johnny Depp. WHY does he keep popping up in my Pinterest feed?! Never googled in my life, how is he there??
Feminine anything. Hairdos. Shoes. Themes. Just NO. To be clear, examples of my most recent style inspo: Anders Fridén in In Flames, Twiggy in the 90s (it’s constant, that type of recent), Jonathan Davis – I know none of them have any style really, but that’s not the point.
Peanut butter. Because I need to forget, OK?
Instagram stories. It just bothers me at this point. There are like three users whose stories I watch. And I follow more than 100 accounts. Sooo…
Retweets. Didn’t there use to be a setting where you could block retweets + likes? Which, by the way, I thought I was using but clearly no!?
Football. I know it’s my own fault because of certain users I follow. But come on! You’re a musician, get a different account for your football tweets. Goddammit.
Stupid band/artist tweets by PR people who just don’t get Twitter at all. I.e. not funny, not relevant, just PR -Hello InsertArtistNameHere has released a record-. What no REALLY I had no idea!? Morons.
You want to kill my love for a band/artist, that’s the way to go.
Instead, I could use
More cats. I mean there can never be enough cats.
Alternative outfits/style. I know there are lots and lots of people with quirkier style, how do I get them into my feed??
Just less food. Less. Lots less. That its vegan doesn’t help.
More sarcastic comments. On anything. But on politics is obviously great.
More extreme feminism. What is the point of feminism if it doesn’t upset people??
Cows? Because why not?
Korn. I google Korn. I watch Korn. Why do I have to search out Korn for myself while you serve me Johnny Depp who I’m just not interested in???
More Casey posts. In general. I just want everyone to be as active on social media as Architects when they’re on tour.
Glasgow. Considering the fact that I follow Glasgow Living, there is awful little Glasgow in my feeds. I was expecting more.
…might want some posts to be clearer. As to who’s posting. Because there are a lot of people on stages and large crowds. Sometimes confused as to who’s posting. Might also want some people, who are on the famous side of the spectrum, to use more than their first name. If you just write Tom, I don’t know which one. Just be TomInsertBandNameHere, please?
So yea. Working hard on being bitter and then some.