Here’s something I google on a fairly regular basis: “effect of Provera”. Or different variations thereof.
For the love of me, I cannot remember what it was like last time, or the time before that, or any specific time for that matter.
Not that it’s always the same. Which I’m thinking is part of the problem. Sometimes it makes me bleed, sometimes it doesn’t. But for the sake of argument let’s say that it does.
What I specifically want to know is at what point in time does Provera make you bleed?
I get zero hits from Google. ZERO. Every time.
So this is to make sure that next time I google “effect of Provera” I’ll up right here.
This time, I had been pushing my period back. Because
- Discovered my prescription actually says every 4 months (i.e. 3 times a year), not every 3 months, which was what me and Herr Doktor discussed. No matter, fine by me.
- This 4 month period was up just as I was heading to Scotland, and it seemed less than convenient, since I have a choice. Judging from the way I feel right now, pushing it back was one of the better ideas I’ve had in my life.
Had planned to push it back further still, because I was going away again, but it slipped my mind/suddenly felt as if I needed to bleed. Combination of confusion an irrationality and there you go.
Also couldn’t remember if it had any premenstrual effects.
There is info on Provera online, you know, the usual, fun side effects and such. Oh. And apparently it’s not vegan. I’m going to have to talk to Herr Doktor about that.
- FAMISHED up until day 10.
- Felt as if I was completely drained of energy not only up until the last of my pills (day 12), as well as during period itself.
No mood swings (other than what is normal for me), no tenderness, no acne. Old + PCO; clearly working out for me. Unlike the period itself which is just never what I expect it to be anymore and generally feels exactly like having some sort of infection.
I’m only listing “drained of energy” as an effect because I seem to recall a similar feeling from when I was younger and bleeding on a more regular basis (or as I like to call it on a regularly irregular basis). Jury’s still out, but it seems likely.
Period itself, it starts on day 11.
In case you’re wondering what this Provera business is; it’s basically hormones that you could be prescribed if you’ve been diagnosed with polycystic ovaries (PCO). It’s used to kickstart your period, because apparently, if you don’t bleed out a few times a year you could get abnormal cell growth in your uterus.
If not for that, I would consider this condition a blessing from the gods.